I’ve been back one whole week… and no one cares.
Oh well, what did I expect? A party? Fireworks? A guest spot on Oprah? No, not really. But I guess I would have liked something. A delicious piece of pie, maybe. Or a happy meal prize, perhaps. I guess just being back a week isn’t enough to warrant anyone noticing, let alone caring. Maybe I should be quicker at finding the funny again? Writing more… I don’t know, humorous things? Maybe I should…
Nah, isn’t telling embarrassing stories about my childhood over with already?
Oh. Oh great. I see that begging puppydog look on your face. You want me to humiliate myself for your amusement again, don’t you? You want to hear all about that time I tried to be “punk” to impress a girl only to discover she had gone country to impress a boy. Or about the time my car actually caught on fire as I was driving a girl home. Or better yet, you want to hear about the time my college girlfriend stole my clothes and all the towels in my dorm room while I was taking a shower and late for a test.
Or how about what I did to get her back.
Well, fine. If that’s what it’ll take to make you happy, then so be it. You’ll never be able to say I didn’t give my all to my readership, will you? Next week I start poking fun at myself again and you’d better be here or I’ll be doubly embarrassed. Once because I posted it, and once because no one reads it.
Dear lord, I am so pathetic.
are you finished being sick? I didn’t want to catch any germs or anything like that.
Well, I *was* excited to see you back, BUT after reading that post about your thumb exploding, I’m not so sure now! I had to come over here today with one eye closed and my hand over the other one before I started reading! Eeeek! Just get back to the funny stuff already…Ok?
I’ve been reading; but I’m generally too lazy to add in a comment. I try to reserve my writing skills for my blog. You know how it is.
Same here as Slackmaster…except for the writing in my blog part.
Just waiting for a trend in your posts. If the gaps are, say, 6 MONTHS APART, then, no post for you! C’mon, I mean, TMB posts more the you. She’s also much more cuterer, 2.
You want a Presidential Proclamation or something? There needs to be much more begging and pleading before we re-minionize.
I haven’t commented because my job was trying eat my soul for the last week. After that last hour of unpaid overtime, hopefully that’s changed.
Good to see you back, man.