One Of Those

Overheard conversation of the decade.

Father:
“You’re not doing well in math because you don’t apply yourself.”

Son:
“But dad…”

Father:
“Don’t ‘But dad’ me. If you don’t do well in math you’ll never get anywhere in life. Don’t you want to be smart like your dad?”

Son:
“I guess.”

Father:
“Listen to me son, because I know what I’m talking about. There are only three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can’t. Don’t be one of those, OK? OK?!”

Son:
“OK, dad. I promise.”

He promised? Promised what? Huh?! What?! What did he promise?!! What! Did! He! Promise?!?!?!?! ARGH!

*pop*

Ow. Somebody get me an aspirin and a mop please, my head exploded.

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