I’m not dead, yet.
It has come to my attention, through various IM chats, email with my virtual friends, and the tumbling tumbleweeds rolling through my server logs, that I’m not famous. No, no, don’t look so shocked. I know it might come as a surprise to some of you, but trust me when I tell you that it’s true nonetheless.
I know, I know. You could have knocked me over with a feather.
Anywaste, after talking it over with some people this morning, and thinking about it for a few hours this afternoon, I have finally come to understand what it would take for me to become a bigwig blog-type person. So, without further ado, here’s a list of what I need to do;
- Write shorter entries
- Post pictures of naked Boobies
- Write more angry diatribes about unimportant minutia
- Upload pictures of Breasts
- Open up and tell people more about me
- Show some Cleavage
- Let Bread speak more often
- Show really big Knockers in tight-fitting, wet t-shirts
- Accept that I will not be funny all the time
- Take pictures of small, fist-sized Boobs with erect, pencil-eraser-sized nipples and post them
- Turn gay, or at least bi, and write about my sordid sex life
- Boobies, Boobies, Boobies, Boobies!
Now, while I don’t have Boobies to take pictures of, or a sordid sex life to talk about, I think I might manage the other things on the list. Like making shorter entries, letting myself get angry and accepting the fact that I won’t always be funny. Like the time I peed in my friend’s pool and told everyone that the areas of warm water were due to global warming.
Sure, it’s funny now.
So, beginning tomorrow you will see a slowly evolving GeekMan website here. I’ll write shorter entries, try to reveal a little more about myself, and even do some ranting, bitching and moaning via Bread. Not everything I write will be explicitly for laughs anymore, but it will all be at least tongue-in-cheek. Things I won’t do are curse, discuss work (due to NDAs), or turn gay. Not even bi. HoBiscuit would not be amused. However, I will see what I can do about that Boobie thing.
Because, you know, they’re Boobies.
I heard “boobies”.
What about boobies?
I like you just the way you are.
But yeah, tell us more ’bout yourself!
I totally thought you were famous! Shit! I’ve got to stop coming to sites of people who aren’t famous. Maybe that explains why I’m not famous. Or it could be the lack of both vitriol and boobies. Sigh. Just make sure you stay geeky.
Of course I’m not famous! If I were famous, do you think I’d talk to people like you?!
Pshaw!
Face it, bub.
We just want Bread.
can the cans.
women can pull it off, men can’t.
if you collected pictures of guys, people would beat a path to your site.
not me, but people would. you’d be seen as ‘progressive’.
Your site is one of the few that is consistently entertaining to read. If i wanted to see boobies, or read about sorted sex lives, there are plenty of other sites for that. Keep themightygeek.com just like it is. Who cares about internet stardom anywaste?
What is famous and stardom anyway? It’s how others see you, and it’s like you you show actually care about that!
So… put on HoBiscuits boobies, interview bread once more and don’t change any other fucking thing about this site, will you? If you promise that, I’ll keep on returning here.
(I bet you’re gonna change everything now, just to keep me away. IT WON’T WORK!) :D
Someone has A-list envy (that’s worse than penis envy if you ask me … and you didn’t)
Please, please, please … don’t change a thing. I love the GeekMan just the way you are. Would it help if I sent you copies of all the Boobie photos I have? Would that help make you feel better? But keep the entries long. We like them long. I promise. Meanwhile, I still think you’re famous.