Well, that didn’t take nearly as long as I thought it would.
Yes, I’m back and I’ve found my funny. In case you’re wondering, my funny was hiding under the second cushion of my couch with $2.57 in loose change and the squishy, jello-like remains of my spine. In a related story, my spine was almost immediately removed by HoBiscuit my girlfriend when she decided we would spend the weekend at her place in the city even though I really, really wanted to stay in Brooklyn. If anyone sees my spine please tell it I miss it dearly and am finding it very hard to walk without it. Also, if anyone has a working number for the Wizard, please tell him I’m very unhappy with my recent purchases of courage, self-respect and dignity and I want my money back.
HoBiscuit my girlfriend isn’t really as bad as I let on here, y’know. I poke fun because she’s so cool and I really like it when she gives me the “I’m not really like that, am I?” look. See? She’s doing it right now. How cute.
I managed to tell my first joke since the WTC incident on Thursday and I told my first funny joke about an hour ago. Since there was no one around me at the time, I told the joke to myself and laughed out loud because I think I’m so funny like that. I also found out that it’s very easy to get a seat on a crowded train if you walk in laughing like a maniac and congratulating yourself for being such a witty and clever individual. It also helps if you twitch.
In non-funny news, I walked around the city Friday, taking pictures at the makeshift memorial at Union Square and some other stuff I found. I also went to the candlelight vigil at Union Square that evening, so I’ll be posting all these pictures in the very near future. Probably tomorrow or Wednesday because I’m still a lazy bastard and I’ve got over 250 pictures to sort through.
I want to take this opportunity to say that my camera rocks! If anyone is looking for a good, relatively cheap digital camera, I highly recommend the Sony P50. Of course, I also once recommended using old vinyl records as siding for a friend’s house, so what do I know?
I’ve got your spine. Ho Biscuit sent it to me in a rather small box with a note asking to pin & putty it back together.
She also asked about a stainless steel pelvis replacement. I have no idea where she got that one.
:)
Don’t make me crack you upside the head with this glass bottle of Whoop-Ass, now. Be-yeetch!
If they came in glass bottles… Xp