I Gots Me A New Skin!

I was feeling a bit creative today, so I decided to create a new skin for the site. It’s called Aztec Rug and you can find it there on the right under ‘Geek Skins’. It’s modeled after a rug I own and I think the skin looks pretty good, even if I do say so myself.

And since I’m writing this, I do say so. Myself.

I also added the Christmas Story and the Little Blogger Boy to my Essay area so they wouldn’t get lost in the black hole-like depths of my archives. You can find those two pieces of mundane and self-aggrandizing writing (and more) under the Media button at the top of your screen. No one ever looks through my archives except me anyway, and I didn’t want these stories to disappear into the ether like my motivation and sense of adventure. Oh, and if anyone sees my courage please don’t provoke it. Just call the Wizard and wait patiently for him to arrive. Should my courage attempt to approach you, poke it in the eye with a sharp, pointed stick and scream obscenities at it in Ancient Gaelic.

If you’re female, try the ‘Let’s Just Be Friends’ speech. That always makes it shrivel up like a slug on a salt lick.

Anywaste, just in case you’re too busy partying to check back here later, let me take the time to wish you a Happy New Year now. Be responsible, party hard but play it safe. Remember, always wear clean underwear, call your mother at least once a week and it’s lick, drink and then suck. Also, no matter how drunk you might get or how many times your friends ‘double-dog dare’ you, it is never, ever a good idea to try and make sweet love to a bear in the zoo to ring in the New Year.

Trust me on that last one. Voice of experience talking, ok?

Happy New Year everyone!