Life is good. And bad.
My kitchen is finally finished; I’ll have some pictures for you later this week but for now, let’s just say that HoBiscuit and I are sacrificing small animals to the remodeling gods in thanks for finally getting those lousy contractors out of our apartment. If you’re confused as to why we would be elbow deep in squirrel guts and chicken eyeballs but still be whistling a happy tune, then you should read this past post of mine and edjumacate ya’self.
And then there’s Halo 2…
Yes, my copy finally arrived and I couldn’t be more happy. And pissed off. Why am I pissed off? Well, I’m so glad you asked. You see, I’ve been waiting for this game for over two years and now that I finally have it in my possession I want nothing more than to rip off its plastic wrapper and play it until my eyes bleed and my sphincter implodes.
But I can’t.
No, not because I don’t know how to remove the plastic wrapper, although that is a good guess. It’s because I promised my friends that I wouldn’t play Halo 2 until they could all come over and we could play it together because they’re all tired of the way I smash them to pieces in the original Halo. It seems that all these years of getting my anus wiped when playing against Bread has been good for me when it comes time to give my friends the smackdown. They get Halo Loser Pains and I prescribe Rocket Launcher Robitussin.
Call me Dr. “Boom-Boom” Spartan, Baby! Yeah, Baby. YEAH!
But now I have to wait until they can all come over before I’m actually allowed to even OPEN the damn game. And even worse, they’re under no restrictions whatsoever and they’re all practicing their Halo 2 skilz 24/7 just so they can gang up on me and kill me whenever we do get together.
Have I mentioned that I hate waiting?
Well.. thats what Halo 1 is for. :P
Now then.. when you gonna hop on XBconnect sos you can stomp mine arse?
if you were a true geek you’d buy another copy that you can play then leave that copy untouched.
c’mon, you live in the city now. people who live in the city do stuff like that.
Had it occurred to you to go rent it from Blockbuster and practice? Technically you would have followed thge rules and not unwrapped your copy…
You people are trying to tempt me… Begon, foul demons! Tempt me not with your satanicly logical thoughts. I banish thee!
Soma? WTF? someone needs to take the enema version and get a life.