Note to self: Remember to shower
Two weeks ago I went to my local video game store and reserved a copy of what will most surely become the abso-frickin-lutely best video game of the year. It’s got guns, huge landscapes, blood, gore and even internet enabled, voice activated insults.
That’s right fellow Geeks, I’m getting Unreal Championship.
Miss Ex-Boxx is all hot & bothered and literally moaning in anticipation of having this game filling her slot. My handwritten note of challenge has been accepted by Bread and we’ve cleared our calendars for the next two to four months. So we won’t be bothered by mundane things such as working, eating, sleeping or paying attention to HoBiscuit while we slaughter each other in virtual mayhem.
Unless HoBiscuit’s wearing that cute little outfit I like so much. Rowr!
Of course, nothing will stop me from updating this site, so you don’t need to write me hundreds of thousands of “Where are you? Please update or I’ll die!” emails. I’ve got my priorities straight; I know what I have to do to keep you happy. And no matter what, I plan on doing my best to make you happy. So, without further ado, here’s some guy eating pussy.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to frag some friends. Boo-Yah!
I heard “pussy”.
That guy fit way too much of that cat into his mouth, he must eat pussy a lot.
Does UT Championship also feature boobs?
i picked up ‘unreal tournament’ for a song a while ago (C$7.00, used) because i’d heard so much about it.
lasted a day.
give me the two-fingers and a thumb action of ‘need for speed’, and i’m a happy guy.