Haiku Style Blog-Fu

I present to you

My day, from morning to night

Damn you, I am lame

Wake up 10 a.m.

Yawn, stretch, scratch myself and fart

Damn you, brand new day

Water, soap, shampoo

To clean; lather, rinse, repeat

Damn you, stinging eyes

Brush my teeth and hair

Shave face with brand new razor

Damn you, bleeding face

Breakfast beckons me

Hot cocoa and Captain Crunch

Damn you, empty milk

Get dressed, shirt and jeans

Laughing people pass me by

Damn you, open fly

Now it’s time to work

And yet, I procrastinate

Damn you, Miss Ex-Boxx

Hungry, dinner time

Deliveryman rings bell

Damn you, burnt pizza

Pizza stomach pains

Porcelain throne, sit, relief

Damn you, no T.P.

Sit and stare at screen

Inspiration! Time to Blog

Damn you, MS Word

Bedtime, tired, sleep

Can’t stop thinking in haiku

Damn you, I must stop

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