GeekMan, Shanghaied!

Twelve hours.

That’s all the time I have to see the lovely HoBiscuit before I fly out to Shanghai on the next, and last, leg of this work-trip. I’m busy packing right now, but I wanted to take a moment out of my busy schedule to ask a few questions and make some observations.

Observation #1 – Solonor and his wife are very nice people, even if they are from Florida.
Observation #2 – If you have a small child and are traveling on a plane and your little demon steals a strangers’ book right out of his hands, said stranger will only be appeased by the immediate disembowelment of your spawn on a sacrificial alter located under the center seat of the emergency exit row. The offer of a warm container of applesauce and a distracted, “Sorry. He’s just excited.” simply will not do.
Observation #3 – No matter how hungry you are, never eat half-cooked beans and rubbery squid on a bed of yellowish rice at 3am when in Barcelona. Don’t ask. Trust me.

Question #1 – Does three hours of sleep in a 72 hour period sound like enough to you?
Question #2 – If your internet service provider has the gall to name itself Worldnet, don’t you think they should have access numbers throughout the world? You know, like outside of the United States? Spain or Shanghai, maybe?
Question #3 – Why aren’t I in bed?

Goodnight everyone. See you when I get back on the 29th!

5 Comments

  1. 1 – Wait, You actually got to sleep 3 whole hours in a 72 hour period? You lucky bastard!

    2 – I wish my ISP called itself something else so I could make fun of it, because I don’t like it much but they are the only place to get broadband in town. Isn’t the government supposed to break up monopolies? But I agree with you on that, Worldnet needs to have access all over the world.

    3 – You aren’t in bed because sleep is for the week, or something like that.

  2. Answer #1
    Does 55 hours of sleep in a 72 hour period sound like too much to you?

    Answer #2
    My ISP is called Megabyte. I like to called it Megabutt.

    Answer #3
    Because you love us too much to not make that ONE last entry.

  3. Answer 1: 3 hours of sleep in a 72 hour perios is WAY to much geek boy.
    Answer 2: Worldnet should die.
    Answer 3: Cause you love us all more then your health.

    = P

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