Fun With Google – Part II

Smart-bombing Google.

According to this highly reliable, non-partisan website’s latest internet poll, 87% of the world’s internet users who have an epidermis and are not mentally retarded are in love with the person who writes for this witty and wonderful website. Now, even though I fully acknowledge that 50% of all statistics are completely made up, this is one statistic that I think is 73% accurate. This guy is considered the world’s best at what he does, and what he does is write the world’s best funny stories.

He’s like a humor deity made flesh for our amusement.

And, although I’ve made fun of this guy on many occasions in the past, it should be obvious by now that deep down I’m in awe of his abilities and would love to one day be thought of as even half the writer he is. I mean, he’s everything I’ve ever aspired to become. He’s the world’s greatest humor writer, ever! The best of the best! The High Priest of Low Humor!

I have a shrine devoted to him above my toilet.

Now, even though his latest post might be considered by some to be a self-aggrandizing, ego-stroking piece of Google-bombing fluff, I beg you to overlook it and dig a little deeper because I honestly believe he is one of the greatest people writing for free on the internet today. So do yourself a favor and check out his website every day because, in my own humble opinion, he just may be the greatest writer in the history of the internet.

We are all blessed to have him in our lives.

Let the flames begin.