I’m traveling again.
Yeah, yeah, I know. You’ve stopped caring. You’ve found another website or three with funnier content that’s updated more than once a week and you no longer give a dirty rat’s behind whether I’m alive, dead or lying in a coma in a small Guatemalan village as the local witch doctor prepares to exorcise the evil spirits holding me hostage by removing my gallbladder using a pointed stick and some fresh elephant dung.
Hey, it could happen. And then wouldn’t you feel just horrible?
Anywaste, I’m headed to Phoenix this weekend and I’ll be back next Thursday. When I return I’m going to be focusing my attention on a brand new redesign of this site and, starting in March, quite possibly going back to my normal routine of daily updates. So, if you’ve taken me off your Favorites list and banished me from your BlogRoll because you were sure I was going to fade away to nothingness, shame on you for your faithlessness. And by you, I mean YOU.
No, the other one. Next to you. With the hat. Yes. You.
I’ll just sit here in the dark, waiting.
You know….instead of redesigning this POS blog, you could actually get a portfolio site set up instead…
I’m just sayin’.
Before I get lambasted…the “POS” bit has strike tags around it, stripped out by the paranoid proprietor. So instead of dryly amusing my comment just looks nasty and rather mean-ish.
Carry on.
I only come here for the nude pics anyway. So as long as you don’t pull the plug on that, redesign away man!
Aww, man… I thought you wouldn’t recognize me with the hat!
i’m not wearing a hat.
Shelly’s lying. I saw her with the hat not five minutes ago. I on the other hand, do not wear hats. No, this is actually my head.
They have elephants in Guatemala?
What century is you witch doctor in?! The new thing now is bat guano! Elephant dung, please…