I think I just might hang myself with a USB cable.
I’m looking to buy myself a new notebook computer and being the UberGeek that I am, I feel compelled to do due diligence up the wazoo and research the Snausages out of all the currently available laptops before I make my purchase. So, after spending fleeting moments picking the mounds of silly putty that pass for brains amongst the tech departments of the major computer stores within thirty steps of my front door, and after spending minute after minute sifting through the Google search results for “awesomest most ‘leet laptop computer in the frickin world” and after spending the barest minimum amount of time compiling a list of suitable computer manufacturers from whom I would even consider buying from without demanding my sales reps first born as collateral, I think I’m almost ready to make my decision.
So far, I’ve narrowed down my choices to these select few manufacturers;
- Acer
- Alienware
- Dell
- Fujitsu
- Gateway
- IBM
- Sager
- Sony
- Toshiba
- Winbook
Well… perhaps ‘narrowed down’ is a little misleading.
At least I’ve managed to cross HP/Compaq off the list so far. Of course, they were never on the list to begin with since I hate their computers with a passion usually reserved for people who talk on their cell phones while breast feeding a their baby in a crowded movie theater.
Or Celine Dion. Whichever.
Anywaste, since I’m a lazy bastard and I actually believe that my visitors are a smart and tech savvy bunch of people, I’m looking for your help with making my decision. What? You’d be happy to offer your advice? Great! I knew you would be! Let me tell you a little more about what I’m looking for in my new laptop;
- 512 MB RAM
- 20GB or greater hard drive
- 14” or larger screen
- Minimum 1024x768x32bit resolution
- Minimum 32 MB DEDICATED video RAM
- ATI or nVidia graphics card
- CDRW/DVD combo drive or equivalent
- Built in 10/100Mbps LAN and 56K modem
- Preferably built in 802.11b wireless or optional add-in card at time of purchase
- At least 2 USB ports
- Preferably at least 1 Firewire port
- At least one year of on-site service and support
- Win XP Pro
- Under $2,100 including shipping and tax
See? It’s not like I’m asking for the impossible or anything, right?
You might have noticed a few things that are missing from that list, most noticeably there’s no processor mentioned. That’s because any of the newest processors would be more than enough for my needs. For arguments sake though, we could say that anything above a P4 2Ghz and an AMD 18000+ would be fine.
The new Intel Centrino’s would be even better. *drool*
Sound doesn’t matter to me; I like my VEHTS better anyway. I also don’t care about floppy drives or battery life. I can’t remember the last time I used a floppy drive and if I ever use the damn thing for more than 10 minutes unplugged I think I might fall down dead in shock. I might go into convulsions first and foam at the mouth, but trust me; I’d be on the ground and dead in less than a minute. Pushing up the daisy’s before you could even think of pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del.
So smart guy, what laptop computer would you suggest?