Guy walks up to a bartender and says…
“I’ll bet you a hundred bucks that I can piss in a glass way over there behind the bar and not spill a drop.”
A little surprised by the obviously inebriated fellows brash wager, the bartended examines the distance and shakes his head in disbelief.
“Mister, that’s got to be about six feet. There’s no way you can do that without getting your piss all over my bar, but if you want to throw your money away, I’ll gladly take it. BUT, I won’t clean your piss off my bar for anything less than a thousand bucks.”
The guy thinks about that for a moment before answering.
“Well, that seems only fair, man. You set the glass back there wherever you want and I’ll stand on this stool here. When you’re ready, I’ll begin.”
The bartender sets up the glass, the guy pulls down his pants and the peeing begins. The guy pees on the bar, on the bottle behind the bar, on the floor and even gets some on the bartender. Everywhere except in the glass behind the bar and during the whole scene the bartender is smiling and laughing thinking about the easy $1,000 he just made. When the guy is done, he gets down off the stool, zips himself up and orders another drink.
“Man, I knew I’d win that bet. Easy money. Why would you ever make such a stupid bet like that?”
“Well, I’ll tell you. See that guy crying at the corner table?”
“Yeah?”
“Well, I bet him ten grand that I could piss all over you and your bar and you’d LOVE it.”
Thankyouverymuch. Remember, the 9:30 show’s different from the 7:30 show, try tonight’s veal, it’s delicious, and don’t forget to tip your waitress.
Goodnight!
Heh.
True story. I pee on bars all the time. Except not for money. More for fun.
And not only on bars. Usually on a bus. And trains. I prefer on ye olde D train a good long urination whilst going over the Manhattan Bridge. Folks cant run very far when you do that.